Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
Tonight @ Tailwaggers in Hollywoof, it’s 2 GIRLS 1 PUP!
Red carpet pre-show @ 7pm
Comedy show @ 730pm
Free beer! Free pupcorn!
RAFFLE PRIZES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
All proceeds benefit The Tailwaggers Foundation because as we always say… IT’S ALL FUR A GOOD PAWS
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
I am so hungry I could eat a horse!!
Best plot twist
the last thing, just what?